Ohmygod we were talking about really hot chilies and I mentioned the ghost chili and my dad was all “Oh man them ghost chilies are hard to eat” and I was just “because their so hot right” and mY DAD WAS JUST “no because they’re hard to see, they’re ghosts” I THREW A PILLOW AT HIM I’M SO DONE

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

cell-mate:

hot people are the cause of global warming

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

huntressvelvet:

my gender is [halo theme music]

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 
NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 
It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 
But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.
Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

Imagine All Star People

thenimbus:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

dustyoldroses:

mbt1991:

crikeydave:

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

I should be angry by this. But for some reason I’m not. Have I finally obtained the rare and elusive “sense of humor”? 

Oh my fucking god.

Jesus Fucking Christ

This works too well

jonasbrothers:

my new favorite movie 

jonasbrothers:

my new favorite movie 

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen